Submitted by an anonymous author:
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to
me that I should get it fixed.  But, somehow I always had something
else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always
something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I
arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping
away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short
time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Moral to this story:  Marriage is a relationship in which one
person is always right, and the other is the husband.

- anonymous